Monday, 9 May 2011

Have you played Crysis 2?

Has anyone ever played Crysis 1? Well if you did, and you liked it, or even if you have never heard of it, READ ON!

Crysis 2 is a futuristic First Person Shooter typed game, the story-line is of a grunt (you) in the US army, getting trapped into this story-line of twisted weapon lords and alien defeating army corps.
 So you're on the first mission, like wtf where am i ?! then suddenly a huge black guy (Prophet) gives you his armour/suit thing and BAM you can go invisible, turn on power-armour, sprint really fast, super-jump and many more little cool things!

From here on, you will fight an army of men who aren't US army, but a privately owned army of the weapons creator (no spoilers!) who want the suit back! You will also fight aliens, this is when shit gets real.

Its kinda like COD and Halo smashed together, forming an ultimate gaming experience, seriously just try it.

Just check it out !
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New ways!


Today i recognised that everybody is trying to move on in life, and gain qualifications they need to attempt their "dream careers", then realised that i don't have a "dream career".

So what did i do ? Well i had a look around at different types of job's and careers, and i found so many that i would be interested in! 

 BUT, when looking into these jobs in detail (such as journalist, retail buyer, underwater welding) i needed a wide range of qualifications which i don't even know how to pronounce, and where do i go with the qualifications?

It lead me to think i should just become another sales assistant at Next and have done with it, but i want a life.

Any Suggestions?

Jack. Follow and check the ads! 

Sunday, 8 May 2011

Hello there!

hi there, i have just joined recently. As my first blog i would like to share with you my rules of smoking!:

Rules Of Cannabis Engagement: Do's
  • You must buy at least an 8th to yourself. (£20).
  • Slim large skins. *Rizzla *Swan *Bong shop skins ect.
  • Tobacco (if you wish to use).
  • Source of Roach. *Skins packet *Thin cardboard. 
  • Never be the only buyer of weed.
  • Make sure you're getting what you are paying for (more on this soon!).
  • Munch. Drink.
  • Place to Smoke/Crash. (Chances are they are the same place).
  • Films. *Matirx *Star wars *Pineapple Express *Superbad (list of great stoner films coming soon!).  
 Rules Of Cannabis Engagement: Dont's
  • Buy all the weed if you're smoking with 3+ people.
  • Dont be stingy though, remember a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
  • Forget skins.
  • Buy from a dealer who gives you less than 1.2g per tens. (£10).
  • Buy from a dealer that wears a full Nike outfit.
  • Never forget your munch/drink.
  • Share with Mr.Coughy/Sneezy (we all know one). 

So, those are the rules of engagement, if you are from a different country from me (UK) then your prices and names of things will be a lot different.

Thank you for reading. 

Friday, 6 May 2011

mr blog says blog

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